Bears: Still a thing. It's shocking how bad normal people are at being germaphobes. I swear, you're a bunch of amateurs, spraying all of your groceries with bleach and your mail with Lysol, leaving it all out on your back deck for three days before consuming (these are actually things I've seen and I have been trying *not* to read the crazy stuff because I don't want to trigger my OCD.) Have you forgotten that bleach is not for human consumption and when you spray it into that absorbent box of cookies you are going to eat soggy, bleachy mouthfuls of yuck? That Lysol is a liquid made up of solvents (it's right there in the name for cripes sake.) dampening the paper, lifting the ink, rendering your mail unreadable? (Any Good Girls fan could have clued you in, if you asked.) And just because there's a new guy in town doesn't mean you forget about all the other microbes that can kill you. Someone was throwing around e.coli's name like it was nothing com...